Conversation On The Way Up To Bed

The scene: Ian and Emma were standing on the stairs, looking at us before going up to bed. Both had one finger up their noses.

Heather (Mom - Me) - Get upstairs, booger pickers.

Ian - Get upstairs, snot pickers.

Heather - Snot is slipperier than boogers. You're booger pickers.

Brendan (Dad) - This is not the time to discuss this.