I don't think I speak five year old girl very well.
For example: This morning I said, "Time to put shoes on." Meaning, put your shoes on it's time to go to school.
My five year old daughter must have heard something like, "Go ahead. Go get your doll, put a new outfit on her, then bug your little sister for two minutes. After you do all that, then it would be a good time to put your shoes on so we can get to school on time."
I was a five year old girl once, so I'm not sure how I lost the ability to speak her language clearly, but I obviously have.