Funniest Thing I've Read In A Long Time

I just headed over to Dooce to catch up on what was going on over there. I used to read her religiously, but lately have only stopped by sporadically. But today I read a post by a guest writer named Jim Griffioen that was absolutely hilarious. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

Here's just a little sample:

It's one of the hardest parts about being a father to a little girl: you have no choice but to drag your precious, uncorrupted little daisy into some of the foulest palaces of filth and putrefaction known to man, while women bring their daughters with them into perfumed Xanadus.

Head over here to read the whole entry. It's amazing.